Friday, November 30, 2007

Tales: Bull & Pig & Greg's service

Is yer Dad home?

An old farmer got in his Ute and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door.

'Is your Dad home'? The farmer asked.
'Sorry mate, he isn't' the boy replied. 'He went into town.'
'Well,' said the farmer, 'Is your mum here'?
'No, sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad.'
'How about your brother, Greg? Is he here'?
'He went with Mum and Dad.'

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.

'Is there anything I can do for ya'? The boy asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one. Or maybe, I could take a message for Dad.'

'Well,' said the farmer uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Greg getting my daughter pregnant.'

The boy considered for a moment.

'You would have to talk to Dad about that,' he finally conceded. If it helps you any, I know that Dad charges $200 for the bull and $150 for the pig, but I really don't know how much he gets for Greg.'

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Will Greg's dad charge the farmer double if the latter's daughter delivers twins?

Anonymous said...

Mave,

Tks for the Friday relieve and how it sets the tone for a relaxing weekend.

Keep up the good work.

Maverick SM said...

eWoon,

You are most welcome. Remember, the bull cost $200. hehehehe

Shopaholicfern said...

hahahahahhahahahaha...a very funny one :-)
eh, u've just made my day with that joke..i was feelin' a bit down today...

Maverick SM said...

Shopaholicfern,

why so down? Go supermart and buy some nice things to cook a nice meal, ok!!!!