Women oh Women!
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get Ten times of that.
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and
she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Last para of the story:
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!
Moral of the story: Women are dumb but let them continue to think they're really smart.
Story teller: BayiSingh
P/S: Women, if you are upset, please look for BayiSingh from Africa.
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get Ten times of that.
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and
she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Last para of the story:
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!
Moral of the story: Women are dumb but let them continue to think they're really smart.
Story teller: BayiSingh
P/S: Women, if you are upset, please look for BayiSingh from Africa.
11 comments:
Maverick
Women....
they are like Proton Cars - more headaches than comfort lah!
luckily now we have Cherry Cars... little dragon!!!
ling ling chatt
be careful.
these siu loong lui breathe fire man! :)
Mav, u said women are clever,.... duh,..... not cleverer kah? Wah, what does that make man,.....?
;))
Wives are like TV, girlfriends like handphone.
At home watch TV, go out bring handphone...(sometimes two handphones somemore!!)
Quick-quick run to corner before kena flame...!
~qwerty~
Wives are also funny creatures....they don't make love to their husbands for weeks and then, they want to kill the woman who does!
Ling Ling Chatt,
The women will tie you to a tree and hit your dick till it behaves.
Gongkaukau,
Is it siu loong lui or siu char bor?
Jefus,
Man are intelligent being; but their mind are controlled by the brainless thing.
Qwerty,
You also same same with Ling Ling Chatt; tie you on a tree and whip you till your dicko say sorry.
Francis,
Well, that's the characteristics of women; it was some kind of error during the creation process.
Wah...!
Tied to a tree & whipped ah!
Never try yet.Kinky-lah!
Maverick, your initial SM stands for Sado-Masochist is it?
LOL...
~qwerty~
Qwerty,
Ya, SM stands for sado-macho.
So much equal rights huh? Put down women, put down races, what's the diff?
Cakap tak serupa bikin?
Luckily, I'm one of those readers who can differentiate between talking cock and real shit.
- A man (and proud of it!)
Yeah.. thats right. Women are nothing but trouble. But men always love to get into these kind of troubles... right?
Purple~Mushroom,
You are right on the first-part and wrong on the second.
Men didn't love to get these kind of troubles; it was the brainless head that controls the brain of a man.
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