National Service programme reformed & re-engineered

In view of the number of deaths and incidents at the various national service camps, the government has now found a good solution.

It has been decided that the national service programme is still very good for the youth and the slight mishap largely attributed to the health issues of the participants can be overcome by re-inventing and re-engineering the programme with less vigorous exercises with intermittent class exercises and teaching aids .

After much deliberating amongst the ministers, it was decided that the national service trainees will spent the 3 months in the camp studying and practicing sex education and perform exercises that is beneficial to their health.

What an excellent idea. It's now a wholly and holistic programme for youth and they should be able to perform a great national service to the nation.

The only slight problem is to re-write the objectives and goals of the original national service charter which the ministers believed isn't any mammoth task as they have several experts to assist to write the charters to reflect the additional objectives and a new vision 2057.

At the same time, the government had also conducted a comprehensive study of the cause of inflation and the unexpected irrational exuberance in the cost of basic commodities and prices of goods.

It was discovered that Malaysians spent about RM67 billion on shopping sprees and this irrational exuberance had resulted in the sudden increase in the price of rice, petroleum products, steel bars and flours.

As such, the government will be imposing a few new regulations and rules to restrict unnecessary spendings and shoppings to deter spending and reduce the poverty level of the people. For girls and boys under 18 years old they may be required to have a certificate of competency issued by a new ministry to be named later and the ministry would be given a senior minister status such as the one comparable to Lee Kuan Yew (most likely an MP from Sabah would be appointed to be the minister to show appreciations for the support of the Sabahan in the last election). The certificate of competency would cost RM250 each and the child must get the endorsement from her parents giving the assurance that they can afford to pay for all the expense without bank borrowings. Exemptions may be provided for some privilege children of ministers and Barisan MPs as survey shows most Barisan MPs are rich and have the financial ability to sustain over the next 16 years up to 2014.

At the same time the government would also introduce fines up to RM250 for smokers found smoking at certain areas. This penalty is necessary to discourage smoking and reduce the number of cases of cancer and also help to cut cost and expenditure of Malaysians.

Malaysians generally do not know how to take care of themselves; and as such it is necessary that the government must put up affirmative actions and regulations to help to educate the people and make them better citizens.

More rules and regulations will be formulated in due course to help Malaysians improve their lifestyle and spending habits. In view of these, a few new ministries will be created and the post of ministers will be reserved for Sabah and Sarawak BN MPs. Hopefully, these additional ministerial positions would appease the East Malaysians and prevent them from hopping around and making so much noise in the parliament scaring many others and causing anxieties to the nation as a whole.

It is observed that this new initiatives would affect Anwar Ibrahim's effort to get the 30 MPs to form the next government. Anwar should be upset over the new proposals which effectively diminished his chance of becoming the next prime minister.

Anwar's only hope is that this new is not true but are just rumours spinned by this blogger. The blogger himself also do not believed in the news as he discovered that he was writing rubbish.