Saturday, September 27, 2008

World Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time,
a guy asked a girl:
"Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "No!"

And the guy lived happily ever after,
And went fishing, hunting and played golf,
And drank beer, and have good food,
And farted whenever he wanted!


THE END.



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9 comments:

Kittykat Honey said...

Clever girl....

Anonymous said...

the girl joint politics and became peoples' representative but scared like a hunted dog and eating rotten eggs.

Jefus said...

but,...... did it end that way?
noooooooo,........ ( never does )

The Nagging Wife

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hung for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bath tub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hung tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs give him the good news and apologise. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

To which he whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN - DON'T YOU EVER STOP?

Maverick SM said...

KittyKat Honey,

Ya, she was surely clever.

Jefus,

You have a great story. You should contribute more of such stories for me to blog.

Anonymous said...

Clever girl? wa lau! The rejected suitor is the Lucky one!

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

Hahaha!!!!

Knights Templar said...

When a Wise Man Gets married ,he becomes Otherwise!

Helen said...

Waaa, nice story. Must sell the story to Dreamworks. lol

Maverick SM said...

Purple~Mushroom,

You hahaha ... laugh what???


Knights Templer,

Ya, I agree. But when a stupid man gets married, he becomes wise, is it?

Helen,

You can sell? How much ah??