The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.
One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and which ever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler females in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler females in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."
One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and which ever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler females in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler females in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."
Quiz:
Who promoted money-politics in Umno?
Revisiting the legends and mythology of:
money-tology,
kangtaulogy, and
kautimology.
Picture source: Brother Rocky's Bru
7 comments:
Dont tell me the MCA, DAP, PKR and others are totally free. Those PR's strategy of toppling the Federal Govt by buy outs not money politics?... Cakap mau seperti bikin..
Gukita,
Did I left them out? Oh, thanks for the reminder.
Oh, I also forgot that Anwar was brought into Umno by Dr M and they - Dr M, Daim & Anwar were the dream team from Umno.
yes, i agree. I don't know about others, but I do know that DAP is much cleaner that the rest. cos they don't even have the cash to do money-politics in the first place.
As for Anwar, he is just waiting for a proper time to merge PRK with UMNO. with the right price. when we find that his sodomy case suddenly become "insufficient evidence", you know that there is a secret pact already in place. but if he go to jail for another 5 jails for sodomy then we know that he is clean. just wait and see.
spot on, anon!
Mave,
Anwar used to be the dream leader in waiting for UMNO. Now he is dream leader for Pakatan Rakyat (hate that word). No other leader have managed to bring PAS and DAP to hugging condition (saw Hadi and Kit Siang hugging). No other have managed to bring DAP, PAS and motley crew PKR together on a common bandwagon. And dont forget when Anwar embarked on the mission on toppling the Federal Govt using money politics, he got full backing from all, including the MUCH CLEANER DAP ... Cakap tak serupa Bikin.
Anwar is a fighter in the mould of Mahathir. It is a pity that the treatment he got from the latter made him into what he is; a man willing to take all risk to himself, his family, his friends, those that give him shelter, even the nation itself, just to destroy UMNO. Never thought after his survival, he turn into a terminator.. ruthless, unstopable..
Gukita,
I do not agree that Anwar brought PAS and DAP together. It is more of PAS willing to "temporary let go" the Islamic State concept that permits the embrace of the two ideological parties.
Anwar is never the mould of Mahathir; and if I have to choose between them I will vote Mahathir.
DAP is clean because they had nothing to be dirty - they did not have the power to corrupt.
Anwar has the ideological influence to gather crowd and followers. Without an alternative leader of integrity, he is seen as "a choice".
Mave,
I thought you said I was simple minded. Anwar coersed PAS to let got the stumbling block that prevent the alliance. PAS understand Anwar because he was earlier The President of ABIM and they talk the same language. Anwar had sent Fadzil Noor; deputy president of ABIM(latter became PAS President; the president that bring the intellectuals from secular schools into PAS who then only appeal to those from religous background), to PAS way back in the 70s when PAS was at its weakest.
The ideological background that make this possible can be traced back to the prelude to the Battle of al Ahzab (Battle of the trench) during the Prophet's time. We need private discussion to elaborate more on that.
Mave, Anwar is Mahathir's shadow in that both are fighters of the toughest kind who would go at any length, brave anything for their own goal. Both have lofty ideals, both write books, both have ideological background and leadership pattern. It's the methods to realise the dream that make them different.
Without saying too much, cleanliness starts in the mind. If you are willing to do certain thing contradictory to what you have been sloganising about, it is only a matter of time and opportunity to translate that into reality. In that I salute Karpal Singh... he strongly opposed the buy-outs plan while others play wait and see.
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