Friday, May 22, 2009

Bayi Story: Kashmir

Speech at the United Nations Assembly

A representative from India began:

'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.

When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.'

He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.

When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'

The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'

The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'

And they say Kashmir belongs to them...

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Story from: BayiSingh

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9 comments:

Jefus said...

Warning: This one's a bit thick on the masalla,...and dated, note Musharraf was Prez. But read to the end the punchline is a killer!


> السلام علیکم

> Once Pervez Musharraf, Asif Zardari and Nawaz Sharif were travelling in
> an auto-rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died.
>
> An Angel was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks
> MUSHARAF and Zardari to go to HEAVEN. But, for Nawaz Sharif, Angel had
> already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Nawaz Sharif is not at
> all happy with this decision. He asks Angel as to why this discrimination
> is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly,
> all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the
> differential treatment?
>
> He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation
> before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or
> pre-conceived notions. Angel agrees to this and asks all the three of
> them to appear for an English test.
>
> MUSHARAF is asked to spell " PAKISTAN " and he does it correctly. Zardari
> is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes. It is Nawaz Sharif's
> turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ". Nawaz Sharif protests
> that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was
> given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.
>
> Angel then agrees to conduct a written test in Urdu (to give another
> chance assuming that Nawaz Sharif should at least feel that Urdu would
> provide an equal platform for all three). MUSHARAF is asked to write
> "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.
>
> Zardari is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes. Nawaz
> Sharif is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ." Tough one. He fails
> again. Nawaz Sharif is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of
> history (which the other two weren't),he now requested for all the 3 to
> be subjected to a test in history Angel says OK but this would be the
> last chance and that he would not take any more tests.
>
> MUSHARAF is asked: "When did Pakistan get Independence ?" He replied
> "1947" and passed. Zardari is asked "How many people died during the
> independence struggle?" He gets nervous. Angel asked him to choose from 3
> options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000. Zardari catches it and says
> 200,000 and passes.
>
> It's Nawaz Sharif's turn now. Angel asks him to give the Name and Address
> of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Nawaz Sharif accepts
> defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
>
> Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS
> NO ESCAPE!

leyaw said...

I will never understand how these two countries can spend so much time, money and energy to fight each other while their country remain to be plagued by high poverty level

Donkey Hee said...

It's a matter of pride, leyaw. Now, don't you ever ask the question again or Zadari will send one of his agents to shoot you!!

Hee-How!

Anonymous said...

Hee-Haw!!!!
Pakistan, here comes C4....
Kaboooommmmm!

tonka said...

jefus...good story...u dont have a blog. i can follow ur blog

Maverick SM said...

Jefus,

You seems to have quite some jokes. You should contribute more here so that I can post it for the readers to have fun.

Leyaw,

Sometimes we have difficulty to understand.

Donkey Hee,

No lah...let's have fun jokes.

Tonka,

Ya, I have been waiting for Jefus to tell me his blog address.

Jefus said...

Dear Tonka / Mav,

I do run two blogs - one for my kids, my kids call it parental propaganda ( thats what my youngest call it :P) and the second is a technical blog - Not for general consumption, sorry.

Too busy to run third blog.

tonka said...

dear jefus.. if u don't mind sharing ur "parental propaganda" with me. tks

Anonymous said...

me, Sufej: 'do u want my blog...pls !'