Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Story: Holy Bath

A minister, a priest and a rabbi were enjoying the serenity of a country dipping pond.

Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom."

As they were crossing an open area, a group of very old ladies from town approached them.

Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates.

The rabbi replied "I don't know about you, but in my congregation, it's my FACE that they would recognize."

Story by: BayiSingh



Anonymous said...

good one Mave. wonder how they look if running with their faces covered, i.e. the virus H1N1...


Jefus said...

A Priest, A Drunkard And An Engineer

A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer are sentenced to death by guillotine. The executioner asks the priest if he wants to face upward or downward when he meets his fate. The priest says that he would like to die face up, so that he will be looking toward heaven when he dies.

The blade of the guillotine is raised and released. It comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his throat. This is seen as a sign from God, and the priest is set free.

Next, the drunkard goes to the guillotine. He also decides to die face up hoping that he will be as fortunate as the priest. Once again, the blade stops inches from the throat. Again, a miracle, and the drunkard is set free.

The engineer is next. He too decides to die facing up. The executioner slowly raises the blade of the guillotine. Suddenly the engineer exclaims, "Wait a minute! I see what your problem is."

bayi said...



Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw!!

Anonymous said...


Saudara dijemput untuk buat komen dalam blogs.
Saya tak kisah dari puak mana pun.

Isu semasa dan panas dalam

June.W said...

mav...good one.

Jefus...hahaha...i'm sure mav not just an engineer, he is more than that..hahhahaha

Maverick SM said...


You have a nice point...hehehehe


I am an Engineer and you bully me???


Ya, he got me!

June. W,

You may be right; I am more than just an Engineer.