Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Sexy Joke

Oral Sex Survey Results

5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what they liked best about Oral Sex:

a. 2% liked the warmth.
b. 1% enjoyed the sensation.
c. 97% loved the silence.

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Reported by: Anon.

15 comments:

La Cha Mau said...

Sorry but the 97% is quite incorrect. There can only be silence if you do it in a '69'manner but if it is one-sided there can be a whole lot of moaning & groaning by either party depending on who is giving/receiving head.

Jefus said...
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Anonymous said...

LOL!

what a sensational way to enjoy a warmth silence.. ha! ha!

~~~beeranyone

Gukita said...

Mave,

You cant resist this kind of spicy_saucy story, can you??

Anonymous said...

La Cha Mau said...
Sorry but the 97% is quite incorrect. There can only be silence if you do it in a '69'manner but if it is one-sided there can be a whole lot of moaning & groaning by either party depending on who is giving/receiving head.

KAH....KAH...KAH.....
KAH....KAH...KAH.....
HEHEHEHE...HEHEHEHE..HEHEHEHE

I GUESS ANWAR HAVE TOLD YOU THAT AND I GUESS YOU HAVE ALSO TRIED THAT RIGHT LA CHAU MA.

JUST CURIOUS, DO YOU HAVE TO LUBRICATE FIRST BEFORE YOU PLUNGE IN ?

KAH....KAH...KAH.....
KAH....KAH...KAH.....
HEHEHEHE...HEHEHEHE..HEHEHEHE

zewt said...

silence? what's the fun?

Anonymous said...

Aiyoh, U guys dun catch it lah! It's the beauty of the silence when the woman dun nag, nag, nag,.... la, just like U cant possibly talk when U are smoking cigar, right?

Anonymous said...

I thought Oral Sex is when both party talk dirty? :-)

Purple Haze said...

Apparently, there may be some healthy side effects
http://writestreet.wordpress.com/2009/08/07/swallow-it-ladies-its-good-for-you/

Anonymous said...

Oral Sex can cause Throat Cancer, No... so, stop the Blowing, but more on Scrutinizing like the MACC!!!

check this site..

http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/hpv-genital-warts/news/20090729/oral-sex-cause-throat-cancer-rise

Anonymous said...

sure 97% loved the silence...??? and
1% of the sensation ?

where got syiok lidis wan ????

This survey done in where ?

(LOL)

/sam

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha very funny.

Silence where is the fun.

The only noise a woman makes which is nice is during sex....... ha ha ha

Maverick SM said...

Sam,

I don't know where this survey was done but I think Malaysia lah!

Purple Haze,

Em, I will go read that article. Thanks.

Zewt,

I also don't know what's the fun; I will try it and then tell you. hehehehe

Maverick SM said...

Gukita,

I just enjoy and also try to give some fun time to my readers lah.

Beeranyone,

Thankful to know that you have fun too.

La Cha Mau,

I don't know; but I will try and then let you know. hehehehe

Al said...

Made my day ... excellanto!!