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Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Sexy Joke
Oral Sex Survey Results
5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what they liked best about Oral Sex:
a. 2% liked the warmth. b. 1% enjoyed the sensation. c. 97% loved the silence.
*********************** Reported by: Anon.
15 comments:
La Cha Mau
said...
Sorry but the 97% is quite incorrect. There can only be silence if you do it in a '69'manner but if it is one-sided there can be a whole lot of moaning & groaning by either party depending on who is giving/receiving head.
La Cha Mau said... Sorry but the 97% is quite incorrect. There can only be silence if you do it in a '69'manner but if it is one-sided there can be a whole lot of moaning & groaning by either party depending on who is giving/receiving head.
Aiyoh, U guys dun catch it lah! It's the beauty of the silence when the woman dun nag, nag, nag,.... la, just like U cant possibly talk when U are smoking cigar, right?
Oral Sex Survey Results
15 comments:
Sorry but the 97% is quite incorrect. There can only be silence if you do it in a '69'manner but if it is one-sided there can be a whole lot of moaning & groaning by either party depending on who is giving/receiving head.
LOL!
what a sensational way to enjoy a warmth silence.. ha! ha!
~~~beeranyone
Mave,
You cant resist this kind of spicy_saucy story, can you??
La Cha Mau said...
Sorry but the 97% is quite incorrect. There can only be silence if you do it in a '69'manner but if it is one-sided there can be a whole lot of moaning & groaning by either party depending on who is giving/receiving head.
KAH....KAH...KAH.....
KAH....KAH...KAH.....
HEHEHEHE...HEHEHEHE..HEHEHEHE
I GUESS ANWAR HAVE TOLD YOU THAT AND I GUESS YOU HAVE ALSO TRIED THAT RIGHT LA CHAU MA.
JUST CURIOUS, DO YOU HAVE TO LUBRICATE FIRST BEFORE YOU PLUNGE IN ?
KAH....KAH...KAH.....
KAH....KAH...KAH.....
HEHEHEHE...HEHEHEHE..HEHEHEHE
silence? what's the fun?
Aiyoh, U guys dun catch it lah! It's the beauty of the silence when the woman dun nag, nag, nag,.... la, just like U cant possibly talk when U are smoking cigar, right?
I thought Oral Sex is when both party talk dirty? :-)
Apparently, there may be some healthy side effects
http://writestreet.wordpress.com/2009/08/07/swallow-it-ladies-its-good-for-you/
Oral Sex can cause Throat Cancer, No... so, stop the Blowing, but more on Scrutinizing like the MACC!!!
check this site..
http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/hpv-genital-warts/news/20090729/oral-sex-cause-throat-cancer-rise
sure 97% loved the silence...??? and
1% of the sensation ?
where got syiok lidis wan ????
This survey done in where ?
(LOL)
/sam
Ha ha ha very funny.
Silence where is the fun.
The only noise a woman makes which is nice is during sex....... ha ha ha
Sam,
I don't know where this survey was done but I think Malaysia lah!
Purple Haze,
Em, I will go read that article. Thanks.
Zewt,
I also don't know what's the fun; I will try it and then tell you. hehehehe
Gukita,
I just enjoy and also try to give some fun time to my readers lah.
Beeranyone,
Thankful to know that you have fun too.
La Cha Mau,
I don't know; but I will try and then let you know. hehehehe
Made my day ... excellanto!!
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