Monday, August 03, 2009

Story: A Cowboy & A Lesbian

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, another man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied.....

'I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS, BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A LESBIAN'.

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Story by Jefus

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3 comments:

artchan said...

At the same bar, a few stools away, a cowboy was trying to chat up a girl...

Cowboy: Hi what's your name?
Girl: My name is Carol, my friends call me Carmen.
Cowboy:?????
Girl: I just love car& men and the name just stuck.

Cowboy: By the way, my friends call me Beerfuck.

Anonymous said...

Mave & ArtChan
You guys really funnie, no joke! You should consider giving that joke over Opening of Parliament next session... get them sexcited and dead of cardiac arrest!

about time for them all 222 MPs ain't it?

Anonymous said...

me ? a lesbian juga laa .( ahmad din)