It rang again at 3.15am; wrong number !
3rd time at 3.30am, in her sleepy hollow she shout: "You stupid number .... you got the wrong idiot again!"
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Paris Hilton’s wisdom immortalizedin Oxford Book of Quotations
SYDNEY, Sept 12 – Words of wisdom from Paris Hilton are to be immortalized alongside remarks by some of the greatest thinkers of all time in the latest edition of the Oxford Book of Quotations.
Her contribution? “Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in.”
There was another quote by her:
‘"What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?"
(This quote was not added in the Oxford Book)
Another new entry in the seventh edition of the Oxford University Press publication is Sarah Palin.The former vice-presidential candidate makes the cut for her most famous quip:
“What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick.”
3 comments:
“What’s the difference between a mongol mom and a pitbull? The former gets C4ed.”
another Paris Hilton quote:
“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”
more,.....
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/paris_hilton/
wat's the difference between bull-head & pig-tail !?
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