Monday, October 05, 2009

English: Lesson 1

An English professor wrote the words:

“A woman without her men is nothing”

On the chalkboard and asked the students to punctuate it correctly.

The males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

The females in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her, man is nothing.”

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Moral of the Lesson:
Punctuation is powerful.

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15 comments:

bayi said...

Too much punctuation will puncture me, Mave! :)

Anonymous said...

woman without man = wo laa !

Anonymous said...

woman without 'herman' is nothing = hermit !
wat 'professor' is she ? from local U ah ?
ok, wat is 'man with woe' !?

Anonymous said...

....wat's 'in the middle of nowhere' !?
conscience = konsains !
CO2 = car burns die outside !
'smiles' is longest English word !

Anonymous said...

Panda eats, shoots and leaves

or

Panda eats shoots and leaves

La Cha Mau said...

A Man without paying his woman, her rightful submarine commission, will eventually be nothing.

La Cha Mau said...

A Man without paying his woman, her rightful submarine commission, will eventually be nothing.

Mr Bojangles said...

Judge writing out the sentence on a criminal whose life hangs on where the comma is placed:

Hang him, not save him.
Hang him not, save him.

For our politicians, the former should be just right. The rot in the language was started by them, anyway.

Anonymous said...

man's woe = woman !

Anonymous said...

husband & bini quarreling .....bini lifted up her sarong & crys : ' bang, lu jangan jahat & miang ...lu naik pangkat sebab puki aku laa ...tau !!?? '

Anonymous said...

WOMAN IS LIKE SAMY VELLU...
HEADACHES!

Anonymous said...

woman is created to 'woe' a man !
Behind every unsuccessful woman is a man !

Anonymous said...

western marriages cannot last becoz
they are made by naive cupids !
oriental ones till deaths, torturing one another !

Anonymous said...

all men succumb to women's succulent flesh & blood ....ask all the razaks & see !

Anonymous said...

biniku singing while bathing :
' killing me softly with HER song ' ...HELP !