An English professor wrote the words:
“A woman without her men is nothing”
On the chalkboard and asked the students to punctuate it correctly.
The males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The females in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her, man is nothing.”
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Moral of the Lesson:
Punctuation is powerful.
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15 comments:
Too much punctuation will puncture me, Mave! :)
woman without man = wo laa !
woman without 'herman' is nothing = hermit !
wat 'professor' is she ? from local U ah ?
ok, wat is 'man with woe' !?
....wat's 'in the middle of nowhere' !?
conscience = konsains !
CO2 = car burns die outside !
'smiles' is longest English word !
Panda eats, shoots and leaves
or
Panda eats shoots and leaves
A Man without paying his woman, her rightful submarine commission, will eventually be nothing.
A Man without paying his woman, her rightful submarine commission, will eventually be nothing.
Judge writing out the sentence on a criminal whose life hangs on where the comma is placed:
Hang him, not save him.
Hang him not, save him.
For our politicians, the former should be just right. The rot in the language was started by them, anyway.
man's woe = woman !
husband & bini quarreling .....bini lifted up her sarong & crys : ' bang, lu jangan jahat & miang ...lu naik pangkat sebab puki aku laa ...tau !!?? '
WOMAN IS LIKE SAMY VELLU...
HEADACHES!
woman is created to 'woe' a man !
Behind every unsuccessful woman is a man !
western marriages cannot last becoz
they are made by naive cupids !
oriental ones till deaths, torturing one another !
all men succumb to women's succulent flesh & blood ....ask all the razaks & see !
biniku singing while bathing :
' killing me softly with HER song ' ...HELP !
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