Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Lessons for Today: Bullshit to the Top

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey,"but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story

BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.



La Cha Mau said...

....but, of course, Mongolian shit can always keep one at the top...

Anonymous said...

ONE-shit balanced diet is good !

Anonymous said...

ONE-tragedy : the ONE-malaysia camp
has caused 'a young life & 2 still-missing' in kampar, perak ...SIGH !

Anonymous said...

how come like that one????

malaysia got one Shit Leader who has been shitting day and night, and still remain on top of the tree shitting, of course.

no farmer can shoot his balls, but one day GOD will strike his life away... that's for sure.

anyway, he face look like shit too you know!