Sunday, October 25, 2009

Lessons for Today: Cow Dung Fate

A little bird was flying south for the Winter.It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of this story

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


Anonymous said...

O ! shitty shitty bang bang !

Anonymous said...

Good One Mave!
Read this once before, somewhere.

Thats why after Doctor Pornthip done post mortem on deceased TBH, many parties kept silent and quiet like a Shit, knowing their faces looks like faeces. Wheres that Ma-Sei-Sei Boss now hiding... sure worry Pornthip will query the fella lah!

lone ranger said...

Maybe (just maybe)Anwar has a logical explanation on this anus thingy. This learned doctor didn't say whether it's a new tear.

Anonymous said...

pls try the ONE-shit diet (free
ONE-ton-me) at the ONE-stop food court di ONE-centre, pj (2am-6am only) !