Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.
Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard.
Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself.
Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of society; but always remember who laid them.
Men play the game. Women know the score..
Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, remember that you are the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.
Here is the definition of divorce... She gets the ring and the man gets the finger!!!
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SOURCE: I don't know who sent it to me
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9 comments:
after makaned the forbidden fruit, Eve began to have ' anxiety, depression, worries, insecurity dll ...macam biniku !
Eve started counting Adam's ribs !
Adam got bored for few hundred years ! DAMN the snake !
masturbation is screwing ....!
pls try self-sodomy !
God created "Pussy" for good reason.
Screw the man's Brain!
God created "Pussy" for good reason.
Screw the man's Brain!
The man's brain is in his test.... ah, you know where lah!
wow!
what an enlightenment
without the forbidden fruit , adam & eve tak tau sex-fun laa !
I got excited reading this. I thought this is a political blog.. breasts without nipples???
so, cocks without balls, kelapa tanpa otak , nenek tak gigit ......!
non-politically sometimes, ok ?
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