Friday, October 16, 2009

Story of a Dentist

My name is ALICE , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS Diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my High School class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with deeply-lined face was way way too old to be my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked if him if he had attended Anderson High School.

"Yes, Yes, I Did. I'm a Andersonian," He gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "IN 1970. Why did you ask?"

"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, fat-arsed, grayed-haired, decrepit, son-of-a-bitch asked,



Story related by: Stanley



Anonymous said...

As a matter of fact; women age faster than men.

Jefus said...

now here's the conumdrum,.... if women age faster, how is it that they live longer,.....

female human life expectancy is considerably higher than those of men. The reasons for this are not entirely certain[27].

Jefus said...

conundrum ,...oops

sinkek said...

Women often think they look young when they don't...

Anonymous said...

"hey, your mom is still alive !? "
'.... @#$%^&*, she is my bini laa ...dame you ! ' I slammed the phone .

Anonymous said...

binku scratching her 3/4 bald : wat's matter !?
No laa...just ...wrong ...wonrg idiot !