My name is ALICE , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his DDS Diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my High School class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with deeply-lined face was way way too old to be my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked if him if he had attended Anderson High School.
"Yes, Yes, I Did. I'm a Andersonian," He gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "IN 1970. Why did you ask?"
"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, fat-arsed, grayed-haired, decrepit, son-of-a-bitch asked,
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH???
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Story related by: Stanley
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6 comments:
As a matter of fact; women age faster than men.
now here's the conumdrum,.... if women age faster, how is it that they live longer,.....
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female human life expectancy is considerably higher than those of men. The reasons for this are not entirely certain[27].
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_expectancy
conundrum ,...oops
Women often think they look young when they don't...
"hey, your mom is still alive !? "
'.... @#$%^&*, she is my bini laa ...dame you ! ' I slammed the phone .
binku scratching her 3/4 bald : wat's matter !?
No laa...just ...wrong ...wonrg idiot !
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