Thursday, September 02, 2010

The WHY Paradox

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chained the ballpoint pens at the cashiers' counters?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why are Malaysian citizen of Chinese origin asked to go back home to China when they are born in Malaysia?

Why are Malaysian citizen of Indian origin asked to go back to India when their home is Malaysia?

Why Malaysia is becoming a chaotic nation?

Why, why, tell me WHY!!!


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmm ... because of UMNO and their parody of rhetoric mantra.

The rest ... well you ought to know what I mean.


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