Monday, November 07, 2011

Jokes for Today: Seeking Peter

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

"Two Prostitutes" $50.00

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them??'

'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to freedom of religion.'

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two professionals driving with another large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest until he read the new sign:

"Two Fallen Angels"
Seeking Peter -- $50


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