Monday, September 24, 2012

Joke for Today (5)

The 4th Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?''

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied, 'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'

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SOURCE: BAYISINGH FROM AFRICA
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