01.
Regular naps prevent old age…
especially if you take them while driving.
02.
Having one child makes you a
parent; having two makes you a referee.
03.
Marriage is a relationship in
which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
04.
Don’t marry the person you want
to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do,
you’ll regret it later.
05.
You can’t buy love ... but you
pay heavily for it.
06.
True friends stab you in the
front.
07.
Forgiveness is giving up my
right to hate you for hurting me.
08.
Bad officials are elected by
good citizens who do not vote.
09.
Laziness is nothing more than
the habit of resting before you get tired.
10.
My wife and I always
compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
11.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies
sooner.
12.
It doesn’t matter how often a
married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
13.
They call our language the
mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
14.
Saving is the best thing.
Especially when your parents have done it for you.
15.
Wise men talk because they have
something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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