Ponti anakbuah Harum Sundal Malam

Latest show in town: Ponti anakbuah Harum Sundal Malam

Scene 1: Act 1!!!



6th August 2006 - NST Report:


Khairy: "I will reply to all the allegations against me when I opens more than 30 Umno Youth delegates conferences nationwide."

"The allegations were too personal and being a man of integrity, the slanders must be explained immediately, particularly to party members."

SHOW REVIEW: Wow, this was surely a brave and courages act. At last, the superstar had decided once and for all to tell his "true" side of the story to at least 30 Putera branches. Puteras can now hear from the horse mouth rather than from monkeys. They can now posed their anxieties to him head-on and face-off all those "slanderous" and libelous issues so that he can reveal all; all, it's promised!


Scene 2: Act 1!!!


7th August 2006

Khairy: I’ve explained enough on allegations

Khairy: "I have explained enough. I had spoken at five putera division and I think that’s enough and I want to focus on more important matters. I don’t know where the slanders came from."

WHAT? Not 30 ah? 5 only ah? Cukup? Enough? How come?

30 divisions means more people will hear directly and will generate the critical mass to enhance support for him mah. 5 ah, maybe not enough! What's wrong? What has gone wrong? In fact, kalau boleh, 100 divisions will be better.

Did anything went wrong or upset him? He cry oh!!!

Aiyoyoyo, who made him cry? Who?

Please lah, he is young and cannot take too much stress.

Just asked him simple and easy question, enough lah!

Don't be like that lah; what did you all asked him?

Let's find out ...

Khairy said he has been talking about the marriage allegation involving Maya. It was not true, he did not marry her. Me-ren-dek ada kah? Itu takda cakap dan tak tanya. Kawan sahaja lah; jangan tikam lah!

He also replied to allegations that he interfered in government administration, became a millionaire overnight and could afford to buy ECM-Libra Berhad shares.

"Everything is loaned, not my own money. Luckily, there are people who want to give loan (to me). I took a ($9 million) loan from them (ECM Libra directors) who sold their shares to me."

He was damn lucky. After buying for a few months, he made something like $9 million profit too. Business investment sometimes needs luck also. Not everyone is so lucky; buy and in few months, make multi-million. The ECM directors are so nice people. They give chance to him to invest. Pity me, they never give me any chance; otherwise I also can make $9 million and maybe donate some to Maya so that she need not be pontianak again; can get her a better role as puteri Hang Li Poh's role in the new movie, "Kisah Benar Hang Tuah" and the re-construction of Sultan Mahmud's Dynasty.


Scene 3; Act 1

Father-in-law upset


PM: Up to delegates

Prime Minister, Pak Lah said his son-in-law, Khairy would not hold the post of Umno Youth deputy chief if the delegates did not want him anymore.

Pak Lah was responding on the statement made by Khairy that he is ready to quit the movement if he was a liability.

Pak lah dancing, you see???

Quite handsome also eh! Aiya, Zam and Azalina also can dance too. I also want to dance with him.


Khairy, the Umno Youth deputy chief yesterday likened the people who slandered him as "monkeys shaking the tree".

Khairy said he answered all allegations against him in Kelantan two days ago, but still so many people were still not satisfied. Why, kelata guys, why???

"They say: ‘If there is no wind, how can a tree sway’. It is difficult to answer, but sometimes, we can see tree branches moving without wind. Does it really happen or there’s a monkey shaking them."

Aiyo, monkey shake, the tree sway ah? Monkey must be very big size, like gorilla or kingkong? Who is the monkey? The tree must be very small or the monkey is very big!!!

What if nothing shake and the tree sway? This is the 7th month of the Chinese Calendar oh... can sway also. aiya, scared lah!!!