Dont mess with kids!
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling:
''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with:
''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid:
''What if your dad was a drunken and your mom was a prostitute?! ''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
Source: Onelongdick from Angola.
2 comments:
wakakaka... those kids damn smart!
but it's true, nowdays better dun mess up with kids, they r so smart but never respect to the elders.
LOL
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