Dont mess with kids!


A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling:

''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with:

''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid:

''What if your dad was a drunken and your mom was a prostitute?! ''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

Source: Onelongdick from Angola.