Wow! Fantastic UMNO! Hail UMNO!
Now the public and UMNO members can understand the 9MP better. They had engaged the best-of-the-best to publicise and explain the 9MP. The superstars include:
Siti Nurhaliza (Pop Queen of Malaysia), Alex Yoong (F1 & A1 Car racer), Candidates from Malaysian Astronauts programme, Sedayu Tinggi founder Rozita Ibrahim, Mount Everest climber, and Ally Iskandar and Azizah Ariffin, both Radio DJs.
And....Prime Minister, Pak Lah will grace and launch the exhibition.
The superstars will explain the 3-main aspects of the 9MP: Human Capital Development, Information and Communication Technology, and Science and Technology.
And...admission is free!!!!!
Fantastic, Fantastic... the 3-main aspects of the 9MP, em, em, em, Siti will explain, Alex Yoong will explain, Radio DJ will explain clearly to you, Mount Everest climbers and our astronauts can explian.... but I studied Business management, Macro and Micro Economics for my Masters in University and I had difficulty to digest the presumptions and statistical prognosis as elucidated in the debriefs of the 9MP and Siti, Alex and Ally and Iskandar, they all can explain the 9MP clearly?
em....em... I know why UMNO is successful... UMNO members need only to watch the beautiful Siti and they would understand the 9MP...em, em, Alex Yoong? Em, ICT and science and technology..ya, ya, UMNO members can learnt about car racing...I think he's presence is to help to transform the Mat Rempit to Mat Ferari; it's part of 9MP too. Radio DJs??? I think they can brief about the 9MP of the music industry, raps and jazz. Mount Everest climbers? I don't know how 9MP is related to the snow and mountain terrain...maybe, it's difficult to climb the 9-Mountain Plan. Rozita, oh easy, she will explain the NEP and how she benefited from it.
Oh, by the way, Penang Island Municipal Council had been briefed about the 9MP .... the were shown videos of a reporter's thigh. The video session must had been explain clearly the full 9MP to all councillors. After that thigh briefing, the councillors had been motivated and morally uplifted. They now are requesting for a study-cum holiday trip to Egypt to do research on belly dancers and to Mongolio to find out why beautiful Models there love Malaysian married men, and to Bollywood to watch.... .