They had been married for 10 years and had sex 3 times a week and more than 1,000 times, but she is still a virgin.He had a doctorate degree but zero knowledge on sex.
This is the new dilemma of Singaporeans, particularly those graduates from universities. They don't know how to do it.
Maybe, they should come to Malaysian universities.According to a global survey, more than 62% of Malaysians were satisfied with their sex game. More than 35% of Malaysians surveyed had sex more than 3-times a week. 57% uses erotic materials and 72% uses sex aids. 64% wanted more fun during sex and 74% wanted more romance with their partners during the game. Another survey reported than most Malaysians undergraduates had sex before the age of 20.
So, maybe, afterall, our universities in Malaysia had beaten the Singapore counterparts in one area of knowledge... Malaysia Boleh did work, in specific areas, that our public universities or societal universities had an area of excellent competency, and/or we do have wider and broader practical experiments in our society as compared to Singapore. It may also prove that our lecturers, are afterall, not that bad; they do have a competency in a very specialize area of life knowledge.
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Smell fishy, ROFL. maybe they can't afford a condom, so they did endless fellatio and cunninglingus. ;)
land not only full of racists but full of horny farkers too...
joli all the times no need to work & no wonder the country is farked-up
Lucky he's not a SAF pilot, or else the bombs would miss more than 1,000 times and land in Johor
So most undergrates actually had sex during studies in Malaysia? I heared that condoms sell good around campus.
My nephew who is in MMU Cyberjaya told me recently Durex distributed free condoms to the undergrads while doing a survey.
One guy got a whole boxful to last him way past his sell-by date! That's a helluva tempting offer to sin, eh? ;-)
Hohohoho! I wonder how this survey was done. Suddenly we are so boleh in something!
YOu picked up on this? So did I..lol
Well, we are the experts. We are Malaysians. lol
Hey Bro,
I grew up in Singapore, came over here for good when I was 18. Most definitely, standards in the republic have gone south! Reading your posting comparing the two countries, I felt like bragging at first. But then, eh, my little girl turns 12 soon. Shucks, man!
Rocky,
Nice to have you here. Thanks for your comment. I know you are from Singapore.
Moo_t,
This is one specific area where Malaysia betul boleh lah.
AM,
Durex won't give so many free samples.... you better ask your niece again.
Purple~Mushroom,
Where got suddenly? Always had been mah!!!
Helen,
I agree! Malaysian memang expert!!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Tooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!! Damn, those Singaporeans are stupid. How could someone NOT know to have sex? Really...how could you NOT?
Dear Singaporeans,
Internet = free porn --> educte thyself.
Maybe he missed the instructions guide from the govt the other time :P
Not surprising for singaporean lar..for you are too studious or study too hard, everything follow textbook one...P.H.D. hence, curricular activities...all excellent but those "extra-extra" cocurricular activities---all FAIL.
For Malaysians, it works the other way round!
Maverick , you really think deep deep one hor...your brain guarantee got pearls inside one lar..lol
Hmmm... looks like I can join the group. :P
Constant Drama,
The Singaporeans don't watch internet porn; and Singapore also no pirate VCD.
Hasilox,
got govt guide meh?
X'tina,
My brain got no pearls, but got sex knowledge...a bit lah!!!LOL
Kenny,
You also like Singaporean...until now still no GF! LOL
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