Thursday, October 18, 2007

Tale of Two Cities - Old Sailor's Dilemma

Old sailor's 3 knots ...

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He finds a little prostitute and goes up into the room with her, draping his sailor suit across the bed.

He's goin' at it as best he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doin'?"

The whore says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."

What's that?" he asks.

She says, "You're 'knot' hard, you're 'knot' in, and you're 'knot' getting your money back!"

Source: BayiSingh the hamsap sailor.

3 comments:

Helen said...

hahahah the sailor din retort meh? ....... and you're 'knot' Catherine Zeta Jones. lol

Anonymous said...

Helen:

hat retort is knotty Desi's -- and don't use my liner - though I am no sailer!:(

Mave, how many Bayi did you make in one week of No Work? --Desi

Helen said...

Desi - You greedy thing... you had Ursula and Nicole...