An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He finds a little prostitute and goes up into the room with her, draping his sailor suit across the bed.
He's goin' at it as best he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doin'?"
The whore says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."
What's that?" he asks.
She says, "You're 'knot' hard, you're 'knot' in, and you're 'knot' getting your money back!"
Source: BayiSingh the hamsap sailor.
He's goin' at it as best he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doin'?"
The whore says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."
What's that?" he asks.
She says, "You're 'knot' hard, you're 'knot' in, and you're 'knot' getting your money back!"
Source: BayiSingh the hamsap sailor.
3 comments:
hahahah the sailor din retort meh? ....... and you're 'knot' Catherine Zeta Jones. lol
Helen:
hat retort is knotty Desi's -- and don't use my liner - though I am no sailer!:(
Mave, how many Bayi did you make in one week of No Work? --Desi
Desi - You greedy thing... you had Ursula and Nicole...
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