Saturday, November 03, 2007

Business Management Lesson 1

X'tina blog about MBA(Mentally Below Average)- Management Lesson. I am also going to blog about management lesson.

So, this is Lesson No.1: Total Business Failures

At a Business Management class, a lecturer asked 3 students to give an example of Total Business Failure (TBF).

John: "HP-Compaq merger".

Lecturer: "That's not TBF. Its only a business initiative failure."

Mary: "Enron".

Lecturer: "That failure is caused by a breach of directors duties and the element of fraud, not a Total Business Failure."

Susie: "Pregnant prostitute."

The class roared in approval. Lecturer pengsan!

7 comments:

Shopaholicfern said...

hahaha...this is funny lah :-)

Anonymous said...

Security team losing money in transit to robbers.

X'tina said...

That is a good one
...but it might be an investment instead of TBF cos if boy profit gain RM10K, if girl still profit gain but 20% less!!

cakapaje said...

Hey bro, that's a good one and it had me laughing awhile! Thanks.

Purple~MushRooM said...

Is this failure? Nah.. if me, I will turn this failure to diversification. Just sell the baby and make profit nia!

Anonymous said...

Agree, purple ;)

Maverick SM said...

aiya, u semua orang tak tau enjoi joke...hehehehehe