X'tina blog about MBA(Mentally Below Average)- Management Lesson. I am also going to blog about management lesson.
So, this is Lesson No.1: Total Business Failures
At a Business Management class, a lecturer asked 3 students to give an example of Total Business Failure (TBF).
John: "HP-Compaq merger".
Lecturer: "That's not TBF. Its only a business initiative failure."
Mary: "Enron".
Lecturer: "That failure is caused by a breach of directors duties and the element of fraud, not a Total Business Failure."
Susie: "Pregnant prostitute."
The class roared in approval. Lecturer pengsan!
7 comments:
hahaha...this is funny lah :-)
Security team losing money in transit to robbers.
That is a good one
...but it might be an investment instead of TBF cos if boy profit gain RM10K, if girl still profit gain but 20% less!!
Hey bro, that's a good one and it had me laughing awhile! Thanks.
Is this failure? Nah.. if me, I will turn this failure to diversification. Just sell the baby and make profit nia!
Agree, purple ;)
aiya, u semua orang tak tau enjoi joke...hehehehehe
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