Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Bayi's Tale of two lawyers and a hot-blooded secretary

Two lawyers...

Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything , including their hot-blooded secretary.


One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter.

The day of delivery arrived. Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room. Finally one of them said, "I can't take this, I'm going down to sit in my car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is born!"

The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached the car with a very grave look on his face.


"What happened ?" asked the waiting car occupant.

The other partner announced, "They were twins and mine died!"

Moral Lesson:

What are friends for!

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7 comments:

juanito said...

hahaha....good one.. can i use it to republish?

msiaman said...

Ha ha ... good one. One thing though, how does he know his twin died? Or is he pushing all to the other fella?

juanito said...

msiaman,

u ni teruk la..

that was the whole pt of the story.. he is pushing the responsibility to the other guy..

Anonymous said...

This did not happen in Malaysia, or else their hot-blooded secretary would had been jailed for zina

engkaulah said...

The hot-blooded secretary must have been doing yoga. That's why she got twins and one died!

BENGGAP.LAH said...

Funny.

The Twins must be Pak Lah and Pak Bijan....

Maverick SM said...

Juanito,

You are permitted; enjoy it, my friend.

msiaman,

I also don't know how he knows.

engkaulah,

Maybe you are right.

Benggap.lah,

You lagi funny.