Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Tale: Blonde flight to Melbourne

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her Ticket.

She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.

The blonde replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!

Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use.

And that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde?' 'I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!'

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm sorry; I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

The pilot replied, "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne."


gongkaukau said...


The blondes are going to get very angry with you. You won't stand any chance with them when you meet them! :)

abu said...

A blonde is a blonde is a blonde. Where would there be any fun in the world if not for blondes?

Ravendran said...

This must one of the funniest Blonde Jokes....Fell off the chair..I kid you not!

Jefus said...

Mave, she must've gone to the Gold Coast,....

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to the Gold Coast?"

'Sure,' answered the blonde, 'do you need a lift ?'

'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the Gold Coast Zoo.

They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I' ll give you $100 for your trouble..'

'I'd be happy to,' said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of the Gold Coast when suddenly he was horrified!!

There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

'What the heck are you doing here?' he demanded, 'I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.'

'Yes, I know you did,' said the blonde,' but we had money left over --- so now we're going to SeaWorld.'

bayi said...

Blondes...you can have everyone contributing a blonde joke each and yet the stories would not have been exhausted. They are legendary for their....mm..you know what I mean! :)

Heck, we can even have a blonde jokes competition!

RaZ said...

Funny? If you replace the word 'blonde' with 'Indian' or 'Polish' or even 'politician,' it becomes a derogatory joke.

Its a joke! Full stop.

HuntressMoon said...

heres my contribution

a blonde, a brunette and a red-head was in a breast-stroke swimming across the sea competition.

the brunette was the first to finish followed by the red-head. but the blonde was no where to be seen. they waited and waited for her. soon they were worried that she might have drowned.

as they were about to call the rescue team to look for the blonde.. out of a sudden, one of the spectators spotted the blonde and pointed.

Everyone cheered for her safe return.

As they were giving the prizes to the first 2 winners. The Blonde said to the judge. I hate to be a spoil sport but these girls used their arms.

Gukita said...

Hahaha.. typical blonde jokes. Are they supposedly like that; blondes being genetically much more helpless upstairs than downstairs???

bayi said...

I have met some wonderful blondes, who are well-equipped upstairs. :)