Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Tale of an 89

Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.

However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him.

'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'

Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.''Jail?'

Sam: 'What in the world for?''

'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?'

''Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'

''Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I plead guilty. The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury."


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5 comments:

Jefus said...

Mave, I know u r busy but, where r u leading us?......

This old man in his eighties gets up and puts on his coat. His wife says, 'Where are you going?'

He said, 'I'm going to the doctor.'
And she said, 'Are you sick?'

'No' he said, 'I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.' So his wife gets out of her rocker
and puts on her coat. He said,' Where are you going?'. She said,
'I'm going to the doctor, too.'

He said, 'Why?' She said, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm going to get me a tetanus shot.'

RaZ said...

Yups..

Whats the point in living when you can't get it up?

Fireman said...

Elderly Customer: An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. "I'm 90 years old," he says. "Ninety!" replies the woman. "Don't you realize you've had it?" "Oh, sorry," says the old man. "How much do I owe you?"

sheriff said...

There was this really old guy at a dance who hadn't had any sex for a long time. He'd been dancing with the grandmas all night, but he still hadn't scored. Frustrated, he approached an old grandma and said,"Listen, I'm having no luck scoring a woman. How about coming back to my place? I'll give you $20 if you oblige! "I'm willing, let's go," she said. They arrived back at his place, and after a bit of foreplay, they headed for the bedroom. The old guy loved the sex and couldn't get over how tight the grandma was for such an old woman. Surely she's got to be a virgin. After the wonderful performance, he rolled over and said, "Wow! Lady, if I had known you were a virgin, I would have given you $50". Surprised, she replied, "If I had known you were actually going to get an erection, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"

yok hoong said...

maverick


how about a 60 year old man raping a 20 something male? believe that?
in Malaysia, stranger things have happened!