However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him.
'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'
Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.''Jail?'
Sam: 'What in the world for?''
''Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'
''Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I plead guilty. The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury."