Six months later, Angel G looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard but no Ark.
Noah! Gabriel roared, God is about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?
Forgive me, begged Noah, 'but things have changed.
Then I've to argue with the BOMBA inspector about the need for a sprinkler system.
After clearing my name, I had to again go to the DBKL Appeal Board for a decision to allow me to build the Ark.
Then Jabatan Immigresen and Rela wants to check the status and working permits of workers.
Every department I turn to is asking for a cup of kopi-o”.
Suddenly I am a suspect behind the murder of the Mongolian lady because the place where she was murdered happens to be on the land where I am going to make the Ark and was arrested.
To make matters worse, the Jabatan HASIL seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species. I have just been released from ISA.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.
Noah looked up in wonder and asked, 'You mean you're not going to destroy the world?'
'No,' said the Lord.
'The Malaysian Government beat me to it!'
Story from: Celia Cat